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Information: Name: Vince Neil Born: 1961-02-08 Height: 1.75

Filmography: The Surreal Life (2003), TV total (2005), Mötley Crüe: Lewd Crüed & Tattooed (2001), Greetings from Tucson (2003), Weakest Link (2002)

"What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the reply. "Throw that book away at once," he commanded. "How many times have I told you you're too young to read science fiction?" RashaeUchdrydto
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes ! CacanisiusKaseywe
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. CydneyZebulunPu
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off! BancroftTorenvv
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education." BeresfordChoilleichSX
Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me. IngelbertEnlirW
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides." BurketBrentlyrw
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok SutcliffDunneMe
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. TheodoricShadoeSM
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay. ColstonMilburnXO